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Wadula said:
vance and pistol, i'm honest with you. i did the converson and it is only two I6 in the front. the third one is in the trunk and powers the front axle! [8] [8]
You people cant touch my mom's 1999 chevy corvette.



-Custom made oil
-Custom made wheels (15")
-34.0 liter engine
-Performance badges
-roll cage (rubbermade)

1/4 mile - 7.5 seconds @ 161mph
300 horsepower
 
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The oil I put in my V18 is home brewed from canola oil and sand. Just putting it in gave it a 75 bajillion horsepower boost! Oh and I put a custom made titanium turbo and I am running at 32850psi!!!!!

Now when I race at the track I am getting a .025 second quarter mile, at 1.5 million times the speed of light!!!![:D]
 

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Wadula said:
man that wheeliebar is amazing. is that made of dark matter?

oh another custom act you should try is custom tires. with holes for less weight [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Oh thats what i forgot to mention about my mom's 2001 dodge viper that i posted, it has custom super light weight tires. They take 700 pounds off the car, made of super light weight antimatter, it also has a flux capicator, which speeds up the rotational process of the TV's in the headrest.
 
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mrferg said:
The oil I put in my V18 is home brewed from canola oil and sand. Just putting it in gave it a 75 bajillion horsepower boost! Oh and I put a custom made titanium turbo and I am running at 32850psi!!!!!

Now when I race at the track I am getting a .025 second quarter mile, at 1.5 million times the speed of light!!!![:D]
actually with that horsepower and a 3000 pound vehicle, the time for the quater mile you said is actually close [rofl]
 
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Guess what I just installed some trick warp drives from the starship Enterprise. I can now accelerate from zero to infinity in -10 seconds! I also bought a flux capacitor but the darn thing kept sending me back to 1985 whenever I hit 88mph!!!![?|]
 

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Guess what I just installed some trick warp drives from the starship Enterprise. I can now accelerate from zero to infinity in -10 seconds! I also bought a flux capacitor but the darn thing kept sending me back to 1985 whenever I hit 88mph!!!![?|]
while you're there, can you buy me an M3 and put it in an abandoned mine? then tell me where you put it [thumb]
 
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I owned a 1997 Honda Prelude that I just sold while I am waiting for my 330i to arrive on the boat from Germany. The Prelude was a great car. Not an ounce of extra plastic was added to it, unlike so many unfortunate Preludes.

BMW's have classic lines that will look good today and 10 years from now. I understand people modifying the cars for racing on tracks but what's with all of the extra plastic, and who on earth is going to buy them.
 

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holly shit 10 pages long and i just noticed this thread where the hell have i been? oh jesus!!!........"I dropped my engine 3 inches"....bahahahaha! give us a fuking break [:p]
 

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Wadula said:
and george, the space was still not enough. he had to get a custo hood [rolleyes]
since he dropped his engine 3 inches i bet he used his oil pan to create sparks while cruzing down the BLVD in his "pimp juice mobile"............[hihi]
 


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